From the Honey Badger

Prescriptions for Healthy Living

Small doses of hard-won wisdom. Not perfect — prepared.

These aren't medical prescriptions. They're the small, honest habits that have kept me standing — through survival mode, through grief, through farm days and hard days. Take what fits. Leave what doesn't. Add your own.

Rise early. Make the bed.

Rx 01

I'm an early-rise person. I make my bed. I do the small things that set me up to succeed throughout the day. That first small win tells the rest of the day who's in charge.

Know where your things are.

Rx 02

Keys in my pocket. Phone in my pocket. Purse in a certain spot. Briefcase or attaché ready. A notebook and a day runner or a calendar to keep track. Always a pen on me. Knowing where things are is a form of peace.

Lay the clothes out.

Rx 03

Clothes ready. Clothes laid out. Wrinkle-free — not necessarily ironed, but I do iron if they need it. Future-me thanks past-me every single morning.

Take the medications. Consistently.

Rx 04

I prepare my medications the night before. They're set out, waiting for me — morning or night, whenever I'm supposed to take them. I take them consistently because it keeps me mentally focused, emotionally consistent, disciplined, and regulated. Am I perfect? No. Am I always emotionally regulated? No. Do my problems go away? No. But I'm not batshit crazy either — excuse the expression. I'm well-prepared.

Brush morning and night.

Rx 05

I brush my teeth in the morning. I brush my teeth at night. Sometimes with toothpaste, sometimes with coconut oil. Both count.

Eat what actually feeds you.

Rx 06

I eat protein. Do I eat my vegetables like I'm supposed to? No. But I love Oreo cookies — that's my honey badger persona. Cereal, ice cream, milk, cheese, sandwiches, kale salad, cottage cheese. Those are my staples. LOL. Progress over perfection.

Move every day — and make it fun.

Rx 07

I exercise every day passively because I work on a farm. I stretch at home. I dance. Gardening is exercise whether you realize it or not. Find some form of movement that is fun — that you will actually want to do.

Coconut oil is a small miracle.

Rx 08

I brush my teeth with it sometimes. I do dry brushing on my skin. I put coconut oil on my skin and in my hair. It's antimicrobial and antibacterial. Simple, cheap, and it works.

Know your herbs and spices.

Rx 09

Learn the medicinal benefits of what's already in your kitchen. Garlic is a natural antibiotic and a natural blood purifier. That's important to know. Your spice cabinet is a pharmacy if you'll read the labels.

Know what's food on your own land.

Rx 10

When I'm gardening, I like to know how foods and plants are useful in many ways. Canna lilies are a survival food — people don't look at them as food. I do. There are many plants on my property that people don't see as food. I do. That's how I move from survival mode to stability: I know what's around me, and I know what will feed me.

Make friends with the trees.

Rx 11

There were times when I was homeless that I made friends with many trees on people's property — low-hanging fruit that hung off the property line, free fruit and nuts and herbs. I would just be so thankful, so grateful. Grapefruit, kumquats, pecans, rosemary, blueberries, blackberries, lettuces — free food throughout the day. Gratitude is a prescription too.

Draft — Briana's voice, captured verbatim. Tell me what to add, cut, or reword.